Is Online Sports Betting Legal in California? 【2020 Update】

ELI5: California Law on online sports betting.

I have tried to research the issue myself but cannot seem to find a clear cut answer. Thank so much.
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PredictIt.com betting odds: Biden 50 Sanders 39, BetFair odds: Biden 55, Sanders 34 (electionbettingodds.com)

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ACS May-29-2020: Patton Oswalt and Dave Mason

At the top of today’s podcast, Adam shows Bryan and Gina a trio of the more disturbing commercials that he’s seen lately, and how commercials have changed since everyone went into quarantine. The guys then go on to discuss stupidity vs evil, and a message from Obama that coincides with something Adam’s been saying for years. Dave Mason then joins the show and the guys talk about the return of real sports, and with it, a bunch of exciting new betting action. Before the break, the guys chat with callers about Coronavirus testing, and flying remote control airplanes and jets.
Patton Oswalt is on the line at the top Part 2. The guys talk briefly about the obsession of race car drivers, and then Adam asks Patton about crafting his new standup special. They also talk about how the quarantine has been impacting the standup comedy business, and Adam asks Patton about the new HBO Docuseries about his first wife helping to catch the Golden State Killer before she died. Later, Adam asks Patton about meeting the woman who would become his second wife, and the guys also chat about some classic Man Show sketches. Gina then reads news stories about new guidelines for opening California back up, Bob Dylan’s new song ‘False Prophet’, and a tourist arrested in Hawaii after posting pictures of himself breaking quarantine laws. Adam also asks Patton about his film ‘Big Fan’, and the show wraps up with a conversation about Patton’s new standup special, ‘I Love Everything’.
Will Gina ever play that guitar?
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More Wall Street Breakfast Podcasts » "Despite several issues of importance - national riots, Chinese relations, an ongoing pandemic - the stock market is primarily focused on a single thing: the restart of U.S. and global economic activities," said Jim Paulsen, chief investment strategist at the Leuthold Group. The sentiment led S&P 500 futures to tack on another 0.6% gain overnight as Dr. Anthony Fauci expressed renewed "optimism" about a coronavirus vaccine. On the economic calendar, the ADP Employment Report today will give a fresh read on the extent of the COVID-19 pandemic, while oil climbed 2% on anticipated output cuts at the upcoming OPEC+ meeting.
Come on and Zoom!
A surge in video conferencing usage saw revenue growth at Zoom (NASDAQ:ZM) jump 169% to $328.2M as the company reported top and bottom line beats for Q1. Zoom also doubled its revenue guidance for the year, pushing up shares as much as 4.5% in AH trading on Tuesday. In keeping with its previous practices, the firm didn't disclose active user numbers, though analysts at Bernstein estimate Zoom's mobile app had 173M monthly active users as of May 27, up from 14M on March 4.
Zuckerberg stands firm after walkout
Facing internal unrest over the company's gentle approach to moderating posts from President Trump, Facebook (NASDAQ:FB) CEO Mark Zuckerberg told employees he stood behind his decision, one he called "tough" but "pretty thorough." Policies will be reviewed to see if they need to change for the future. Facebook employees particularly took issue with a post by Trump that threatened violence, including the words "when the looting starts, the shooting starts." Similar posts on Twitter (NYSE:TWTR) were flagged for violating policy.
Apple is tracking looted iPhones
Thieves who made off with iPhones from Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL) retail locations in New York, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Washington and Philadelphia quickly learned that they were loaded with special security software. On-screen messages displayed: "This device has been disabled and is being tracked. Local authorities will be alerted." The social unrest sweeping across the nation comes just as Apple is in the process of opening more than 100 stores following an extended closure due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Digital taxes
The Trump administration is opening a "Section 301" investigation into taxes on digital commerce - proposed by a range of trading partners - that could affect revenues booked by tech giants like Facebook (FB), Google (GOOG, GOOGL) and Amazon (NASDAQ:AMZN). The move could ultimately lead to punitive tariffs and heighten the chances of another global trade dispute. France already agreed to postpone its new digital tax until at least the end of 2020 after the U.S. threatened to impose tariffs of up to 100% on imports like French wine, cheese, handbags and porcelain.
Will negative rates be needed?
Many have doubted that the U.S. could go negative like Japan and parts of Europe, but St. Louis Fed economist Yi Wen says that's what it would take to achieve a V-shaped economic recovery. "I found that a combination of aggressive fiscal and monetary policies is necessary. Aggressive policy means that the U.S. will need to consider negative interest rates and aggressive government spending, such as spending on infrastructure." Wen cited historical examples like President Roosevelt's aggressive fiscal stimulus package during the 1930s and huge surge in government spending once World War II began.
Britain news roundup
The Shanghai-London Connect program, years in the making, has so far produced only one listing - Huatai Securities (OTCPK:HUATF) - which raised $1.5B last June. China's market regulator has now approved a fresh listing for China Pacific Insurance (OTCPK:CHPXY), signaling a revival of the program. While the ties could bring the nations closer, other news overnight may go in the other direction. Boris Johnson pledged to let into the country nearly 3M Hong Kong citizens - who are British overseas passport holders - due to China's new national security law, and place them on a possible path to U.K. citizenship.
Drug shortages
One of the most widely prescribed antidepressant medications in the U.S. has fallen into short supply, according to a new list from the FDA. Pfizer (NYSE:PFE) said some versions of its name-brand Zoloft, such as 100 milligram tablets in 100-count bottles, were scarce because of higher demand during COVID-19, while generics faced shortages of certain ingredients. Zoloft prescriptions climbed 12% Y/Y to 4.9M in March, the most ever in the U.S., according to data compiled by Bloomberg, but receded to 4.5M in April.
M&A activity
French luxury goods group LVMH’s (OTCPK:LVMHF) $16.2B takeover of Tiffany & Co (NYSE:TIF) is looking less certain, according to Women's Wear Daily. It's the latest big merger said to be on the rocks amid a deteriorating situation in the U.S. market brought on by a COVID-19 pandemic and severe social unrest. Further challenges include spending pattern shifts, the collapse of international tourism and trade tensions between Washington and Beijing.
'Biggest Sale in the Sky'
After postponing its annual Prime Day event due to COVID-19, Amazon (AMZN) is reportedly setting up a "summer sale" for June to boost sellers hurt by the outbreak and swimming in inventory. The company told brands it would launch a fashion sale June 22, to run anywhere from 7-10 days, and that participation in the event was "invitation only." It's building landing pages with a working title "Biggest Sale in the Sky," and has asked brands to meet an end-of-Wednesday deadline to submit deals with a discount of at least 30%.
What else is happening...
Sports betting to the rescue in California?
Twitter (TWTR) names Pichette as new independent chairman.
Google (GOOG, GOOGL) faces $5B lawsuit over 'private' internet use.
FAA boss to testify at Senate hearing on 737 MAX (NYSE:BA).
Lyft (NASDAQ:LYFT) trims loss forecast after May rides jumped 26%.
Tuesday's Key Earnings Ambarella (NASDAQ:AMBA) -3.7% AH on light revenue guidance. CrowdStrike (NASDAQ:CRWD) +6.2% AH following a beat-and-raise. DICK'S Sporting Goods (NYSE:DKS) +3.7% as e-commerce sales rose 110%. Zoom Video (ZM) +1.4% AH posting Q1 beat, aggressive outlook.
Today's Markets In Asia, Japan +1.3%. Hong Kong +1.4%. China +0.1%. India +0.6%. In Europe, at midday, London +1.5%. Paris +2%. Frankfurt +2.2%. Futures at 6:20, Dow +0.8%. S&P +0.6%. Nasdaq +0.5%. Crude +1.7% to $37.43. Gold -0.6% to $1724.40. Bitcoin -5.6% to $9527. Ten-year Treasury Yield +3 bps to 0.71%
Today's Economic Calendar Auto Sales 7:00 MBA Mortgage Applications 8:15 ADP Jobs Report 9:45 PMI Services Index 10:00 ISM Non-Manufacturing Index 10:00 Factory Orders
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ACS | May 19th, 2020 | Patton Oswalt

Download/Listen: https://adamcarolla.com/patton-oswalt-4/
Summary:
At the top of today’s podcast, Adam shows Bryan and Gina a trio of the more disturbing commercials that he’s seen lately, and how commercials have changed since everyone went into quarantine. The guys then go on to discuss stupidity vs evil, and a message from Obama that coincides with something Adam’s been saying for years. Dave Mason then joins the show and the guys talk about the return of real sports, and with it, a bunch of exciting new betting action. Before the break, the guys chat with callers about Coronavirus testing, and flying remote control airplanes and jets.
Patton Oswalt is on the line at the top Part 2. The guys talk briefly about the obsession of race car drivers, and then Adam asks Patton about crafting his new standup special. They also talk about how the quarantine has been impacting the standup comedy business, and Adam asks Patton about the new HBO Docuseries about his first wife helping to catch the Golden State Killer before she died. Later, Adam asks Patton about meeting the woman who would become his second wife, and the guys also chat about some classic Man Show sketches. Gina then reads news stories about new guidelines for opening California back up, Bob Dylan’s new song ‘False Prophet’, and a tourist arrested in Hawaii after posting pictures of himself breaking quarantine laws. Adam also asks Patton about his film ‘Big Fan’, and the show wraps up with a conversation about Patton’s new standup special, ‘I Love Everything’.
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Wealth Formula Episode 216: Tom Wheelwright: Update on Taxes and the Economy!

Catch the full episode: https://www.wealthformula.com/podcast/216-Tom-wheelwright-update-on-taxes-and-the-economy/
Buck: Welcome back to the show everyone. Today my guest on Wealth Formula Podcast, well he is very well known to our group. He is my CPA Tom Wheelwright. He is also you know I guess qualifies a celebrity CPA. I mean tax-free wealth, you know Rich Dad Advisor to Robert Kiyosaki, just a guy who can really explain the stuff and who knows a lot better than anybody else and we've had some changes recently so we got him back on because these are incredibly important issues. Tom, again, welcome back.
Tom: Hey thanks for having me Buck. Always good to be with your group. You know a number of members of your group are clients of ours and so we love your members. We love the people who are watching you and love what you're doing in the financial education area.
Buck: Yeah and I should point out you know from the standpoint of this particular podcast, Tom is also doing this as a video as well. So what we'll do is we'll post the video, I mean you can always see it on YouTube as well if you're following us there, but we'll put it on the website as well, but if you're listening in the car like I know a lot of you do though, you know you can go back and watch this as well. But Tom, so you know you did a webinar literally just a couple weeks ago for us that was really helpful on the latest tax legislation. And then just like that we already have some significant changes, you know some very much for the better. Do you want to give us an update on that?
Tom: I do and that's you know why we decided to do this of course is that the big changes, there were two big changes. The primary change is this, our favorite program right now is the PPP loan right and then we had one other change that I want to get to but let's talk about the PPP loan changes first.
Buck: Well before you actually talk about the changes can you just give it two minute you know summary of what this PPP is
Tom: Sure so it's called the Paycheck Protection Program and it's a loan that small businesses under that normally under 500 employees although there are exceptions to that rule normally under 500 employees can get a loan of up to ten million dollars through the SBA from their bank that is backed by the SBA so it's a bank loan serviced by your bank it is backed by the SBA okay and the qualifications as you know but they're really simple pretty much a pulse right everybody qualifies even though the SBA threatened people and Treasury threatened people which is probably when the worst policy comments I've seen in recent years. The reality is that the law is very clear that there's no requirement frankly there's no requirement. Now what the Treasury said was is that look if you can get capital other places, you shouldn't be availing yourself of these loans. So for a small business that a true small business that's everything. Okay second of all there's a requirement for how you use the loan and you can really only use it for three things: you can use it for payroll, you can use it for and payroll includes things like contributions to 401k plans for your employees and includes things like health insurance okay so that's payroll. Then it also includes rent and mortgage interest and includes utilities. Okay, so those are pretty much the three things. What the original cares Act said was look, you have eight weeks from the time you use the loan so you had eight weeks and the eight-week roll was from the time you received the money until you use the money. Okay, you had eight weeks to use money that the challenge, of course, is that there are a whole slew of businesses that weren't able to use the money either because the government wasn't allowing them to open or because they couldn't hire employees because the employees would rather be on unemployment because the unemployment was so good. So then Congress came back and said okay what we'll do is instead of eight weeks we'll make it 24 weeks, and 24 weeks is significant because the reality is that if the amount of the loan was based on two and a half months of average payroll well so two and a half months that's approximately ten or eleven weeks and you've got 24 weeks to use it, you've pretty much got to be just about out of business to not be able to use this so you're really probably going to be able to use all of it and not have to pay any of it back, however, there were a couple of other changes. One of the curious rules that the SBA came out with was this so-called 75/25 rule and in the 75/25 rule, the SBA said you have to use at 75% for payroll and you can only use 25% of it for utilities rent and mortgage that was the original. Well, it's actually not the original. In the original bill, there was no mention of how it was supposed to be used except for those three things. There was no 75/25 rule that this came in a regulation from the Small Business Administration. So then what Congress did this time is they said well we're going to change that and we're gonna make it sixty-forty all right we're gonna make it 60/40 so 60% has to be used for payroll. One of the concerns with the way this new law was written, this revised law, it was a revision pretty much just revised as of the effective date of the cares Act right. So one of the curious parts of this is it appears in the law to be a cliff rule meaning if you don't use at least 60% of it well you don't get it at all. Treasury and SBA have since come out and said no we're gonna issue new regulations and the intent is it's the 60/40 rule will apply just the way the 75/25 rule so just be it, is just a proportionate reduction it wouldn't be an entire disallowance right so I mean basically you know if you went off of that if you weren't exactly at 60% maybe you used you know 50% then you just have a new baseline right for forgiveness right so so if you use 50% you know if it was you know 50/50 then you know you might lose something you're gonna lose some percentage of the forgiveness. Now the other thing they did though is they extended the deferral. So you know if you do have any that you haven't used up, you've got under the original rule you had six months before you had to start paying. Under this rule you have ten months, however you don't have to start repaying it until your 24 weeks is up okay and so 24 weeks, by the way, it's the earlier of 24 weeks or December 31st so I don't know why that would even be in there because yeah because you have to get reasonably you you really have to get this loan by the end of June you know the good news is there's still money out there in fact they're talking about repurposing it and so because of that I mean there's like a hundred billion dollars still sitting out there so if you have not gotten this loan now here's something I'd really like to emphasize Buck: I have had people tell me, clients tell me, oh I'm not sure I could take this money you know are they gonna come after me and we're talking about like even a couple hundred thousand should I should I give it back and I'm going you know what here's the here's the challenge and this is the challenge I had with all policy in the first place right where we're gonna put you in prison if you you know if you if you really didn't need it. That first of all if you're under two million that's absolutely not gonna happen it appears and they're not even gonna question it, they're not gonna audit it and second of all even if you're over two million dollars look they would have to prove that you had easy access to capital otherwise other than here and how do we even know yet. You know the challenge is we're seeing like I mean Arizona we're seeing that we're seeing more cases of Covid 19 than we did when when we before when we were shut down so we're actually having this huge influx our hospitals are concerned about being out of beds okay, so this is you know we don't know what's going to happen you saw in the market today you saw this huge drop in the stock market why do you see that huge stock drop in the stock market because there's this resurgence of Covid 19 cases and they're very concerned that you know businesses are gonna have to close down again where even if the government doesn't shut them down the reality is if this thing gets really bad, worse than it is now, then you're gonna see just people hesitant to go out. I know my wife and I are as an example we're high at risk and so we're very hesitant to go, we would never go out to dinner in a restaurant ever right now. So you know you're gonna see some challenges and so that's why I say anytime you can get cash and have cash if you want to pay this back a year from now pay it back that's fine you don't want forgiveness you say you know what I don't need forgiveness I'm not gonna take that government money have it available, it's like having a line of credit I mean why would you not want to line credit which actually brings me that I want to talk if we can Buck, we have time and we like to talk about the two other loan packages that are available. Well you know once we get through the PPP here because this idea of I don't need the money because my business is doing well is premature, it's completely premature. We don't know what's going to happen yep who think the world already fell apart I don't think we even seen that the surface scratched on how the world's gonna fall apart, I really don't because between the protests the looting the violence you know all of what's going on in in the world particularly in the United States, I think we're going to have some severe distress in the third and fourth quarter of this year. So can we can we go to one more piece
Buck: Yeah no rush at all yeah absolutely.
Tom: So this is the big one right, this is why they did it. But there's another one that people don't really know about
Buck: Wait, before you leave, are you leaving the PPP now? Because I have a question on that.
Tom: Go ahead:
Buck: There was one part that I know got a lot of people in social media we're talking about which I'm wondering if has changed its the deductibility of payroll.
Tom: Oh yeah so that is not changed yet so but let me explain why it probably will change
Buck: Maybe explain what I’m talking about first.
Tom: I'm always saying Congress giveth and the IRS taketh away right and that's pretty much what we have going on here. What happened was in the cares Act the forgiveness so forgiveness of a debt would normally be taxable income right, all income’s taxable unless the government says it isn't. Well the government in this case said it isn't. Here's a specific example where the government in the law and the legislation said the forgiveness of this loan you get a two million dollar loan, that two million dollars is not taxable. The IRS in its infinite wisdom decided that if this is not taxable then that means that the payroll the utilities and the interest that allow it to be forgivable are not deductible. Now of course if you can't deduct the expenses the net effect of that is making the income taxable right so it's eliminating the benefit of being non-taxable because you're not getting the deduction so what's the point. So in the Heroes Act which is the proposed legislation by the House of Representatives, in their legislation the next stimulus bill they proposed giving back that deductibility, okay, making it very specific. The reason the IRS didn't want to do that is because there's a lot of nontaxable income and the general rule is if you have an expense that creates non-taxable income you don't get to deduct the expense. Okay so that's a general rule they didn't want that they don't want they didn't want their application here kind of spoiling the whole basket.
Buck: Yeah I mean I know business owners who are holding onto their money because they don't want to be taxed
Tom: Right oh yeah of course because you're going wait a minute if I have to hold out 40 percent or 50 percent in California you're talking about 50 percent tax here so you don't really have a two million dollar loan you have a 1 million dollar loan.
Buck: Right
Tom: So because it's now the Senate Republican-controlled Senate has pretty much said yeah the heroes act is just a pipe dream however one of the things to notice in any I always read proposed legislation and the reason is that if there's something the proposed legislation that the other side wants, it's going to end up in the final legislation. And this is something the Republican Senate wants okay everybody wants this. The only reason I believe that it wasn't put in here into this revision was because it was already in the heroes act, okay so I expect fully expect that to come through. Mnuchin said today that we're gonna get at least a trillion dollars of stimulus in the next package which by the way has to happen by the end of June because of the unemployment running out. Okay the first part of July so you have to do this next stimulus package within the next several weeks otherwise frankly you've got social unrest that's fairly significant that could be the result of people not having money in their pocket alright if you can't eat what do you do, you go you get it somewhere yes look that's a real issue that the government is focused on so I expect that stimulus package to happen in the next several weeks. The taxability issue should be solved we don't know for sure but Treasury said it should they want it solved frankly they could solve it themselves but yeah you know they want to solve the reason they want Congress to solve it again it's because they're worried to face all but then it will apply to a lot of other things besides just the PPP. Now any other questions on PPP?
Buck: No I think that's good let's move on.
Tom: So there's another piece that nobody's talked about in this particular legislation this was the correction to the PPP. Some of you might recall that in the original Kerr's act you could defer 50% of the employment taxes from payroll which is basically the employer share okay you could defer paying that over until the end of the year, okay unless you had a PPP loan. What this legislation did was eliminate that requirement. So you can have a PPP loan and still defer your payroll taxes. So again I would urge people think about your cash position right business is all about cash flow and think about your cash position and you're not paying interest you're not paying penalties. Now will I set that money aside? Absolutely I would only use it if I absolutely had to because I know that I'm going to us on December 31st. Okay but let's for sure make sure that whatever cash we can set aside we set aside so this is a actually significant benefit if you have lots of employees because you're talking about basically seven and a half percent right of your payroll so if you only have a hundred thousand dollars a payroll you know twice a month right that's still half of that so it'd be seventy five hundred dollars a month and you times that by six or seven you know you're getting to do some money that you could.
Buck: But that's just a deferral
Tom: it's just a postponement it's just like it's like having a oh my hand it's the world's falling apart I need cash right, you know, I mean there's frankly there's other things I do first before using before using that money like I would be laying off employees frankly before I used that money but I want you to know it's there because that was a change in that law okay so there's a possibility. So two other loans that I think and your I know you're really familiar with at least one of them Buck, I think people should pay attention to and not discussed hardly discussed at all the first one is the EIDL Loan Economic Injury Disaster Loan okay now this is really interesting. I know a lot of people apply for a grant okay and the grant way the SBA administered that was $1,000 per employee but not not more than 10,000 okay that's how they applied that grant so if you had eight employees you got $8,000, if you had 80 employees you got $10,000. Right so that was that grant. Now that grant if you did not have a PPP loan it's just that it's a grant okay so you you don't have to worry about paying it back at all if you had a PPP loan that grant reduces the amount forgiven under the PPP it's still not you still don't have to pay it back under the EIDL Loan, you're paying it back now under the PPP loan. Okay I know that's confusing but that's why you sit down with your CPA and walk through these numbers with them, I mean the your CPA it's like your best friend right now CPA and banker, two best friends right now in the financial world. What I found and Buck I don't know if you want to speak to this, but what I what in what your experience is about people you talked to, but I'm finding that the if you apply for the grant, the SBA is routinely giving out the loans and they're offering loans and so you applied for the grant and not only did you get the grant but you're gonna get a loan.
Buck: Well you know it's interesting in our case and I don't know if you've noticed any of this Tom, my friends in California who have businesses are getting their EIDLs and in Illinois my business friends none of us have gotten their EIDL yet.
Tom: Interesting see because I've gotten the ones for my business yeah they're done be careful by the way anytime you sign a loan make sure you read the loan provisions there's actually one provision in this loan that I'm checking out and here's what it appears to say, all right I'm not a lawyer that's why I'm getting it checked out. What it appears to say is that if you had this loan and how you pay it back you have to apply to the SBA if you ever take money out of your company okay that you have to actually ask the SBA for permission to distribute money from your company. So that's a really onerous provision and frankly, if that's the way it ends up I'm gonna say no right to this loan because I'm not gonna ask the SBA every time I want to take money out of my own company.
Buck: Yeah that's crazy.
Tom: If it says it's just alone anyway way with money yeah okay not distributing this money And this does have very specific uses okay you do have to use it for damage caused by the pandemic okay you can't use it for anything right, but you can use it for PPE right I mean a lot of people are having to buy masks and stuff like that and you can use it for that. You can use it for equipment that you need to buy you know if you need to buy something for your office or you need to pay for somebody to come in and clean your office you can use it for that. So there's a lot of things you can use that for you just can't use it, you couldn't take this money than go invest in a real estate okay that's that you can't do. So that's actually a pretty big number because for a lot of small businesses you know what they looked at was under really a they'll give up to two million but in the law it's up to two hundred thousand there's really no checking anything other than are you are you a real business. So it's really a nice program if if you're okay with what belongs it's it's a thirty year loan at 3.75 and you've gotten to be deal of a year on it so it's a sweet loan.
Buck: I just wish I could get that.
Tom: It'll come Buck, it'll come. Okay the other loan it's called the Main Street funding okay it was originally intended and this is a loan not from the SBA not through the SBA but from the Federal Reserve it's actually backed by the Federal Reserve what's going to happen is this Federal Reserve has set aside six hundred billion dollars which is as much as they set aside as treasury set aside for the PPP okay, six hundred million dollars and what the fed’s gonna do is they're gonna go buy these loans from the bank so it's going to go on the Fed's balance sheet. So the fed’s taking all the risk which of course the Fed has no risk because it has no responsibility toward anybody to anybody right so it can just buy loans it's just printing money at that point right so it's just printing money. But it was originally intended for those businesses that did not qualify for the PPP loan however it has been expanded because nobody was taking it on. They were too worried about the restrictions so they're loosening restrictions, they're changing this program and this is some pretty serious funding and I would strongly suggest if you have any concerns about your cash flow that this is a loan you ought to be talking to your bank about. Should I be applying for this Main Street loan would I qualify for this mean street loan will you lend me the money. Now here's what I learned, I learned this the hard way mm a small local bank is always your best bet always. The big banks you know with a PPP loan they were like oh we'll take you with your Starbucks and then you know if your Starbucks then the SBA came and said no if your Starbucks you can't do this because you're a big company you know so it was bad with the big banks but the small local regional banks I know people that they got their PPP loans within a week in the very first week that the program was out there they got their loan.
Buck: What are the terms on that time Tom, the Main Street?
Tom: I don't know all the terms of it mmm I do suspect though that they're similar to the EIDL Loan. It's a little bit going to be dependent on the bank because they do have a little bit of risk where and the in that $200,000 I deal on the bank has zero risk they have about I think they have a risk of 5% on the Main Street so they have a little risk so you know the the interest rates aren't going to be necessarily the same all the time your terms aren't gonna be exact I think okay I don't know they keep changing the rules Buck and I'll tell you what, if you'd like once the rules are fixed, we can come back and have a whole discussion about the Main Street funding. My point about this fund is there's been a lot of disconnect with it, a lot of confusion there they're ironing it all out so it's really not done anywhere. So we have six hundred billion dollars sitting there. Well what I think is going to happen is that they're gonna get that ironed out and then there's gonna when we get this new push of the pandemic there's gonna be a rush for it. So you know as you know Buck, the old adage is the bank will only link only lend you money when you don't need it right, if you don't need it now’s the time to get it. Now's the time to get it. You have good credit still, your customers are still paying you or your tenants are still paying you whatever it is, now's the time to get this. This is not just for employees. So unlike the PPP loan that is specific for employees or the EIDL Loan that has really super restrictions this one I think they're gonna open it up to be a little broader in the usage though we don't know exactly what that is quite yet.
Buck: Got it. Anything else on the on the laws and the changes?
Tom: Well those are the three big loans got okay so we got the PPP the EIDL and the Main Street. Remember you still have the standard SBA loans okay so you can get a standard SBA loan a 7A loan, you can get an emergency what they call a small loan, SBA loan that's up to a million dollars that has a lot less restrictions on it you don't have to collateralize your housing or your mother okay that's actually a reasonable loan document that that million dollar loan. So there are lots of funding opportunities and I guess the the point here is is take advantage of the funding opportunities if you decide down the road a year from now you don't need it just pay it all back. I've not seen any provisions in any of these loans where there's a prepayment penalty. So take the money pay interest for a year or not depending on the deferral period and then you know if you don't need it then pay it back.
Buck: I want to shift gears just a little bit you know because you have in addition to all the knowledge on the tax side I mean your clients you have a really good on the ground perspective of what's going on with small business and when you look at you mentioned the stock market dipped a little bit but it also recovered about 40 percent since its March lows. What does the real world look like right now in terms of you know business people that you're talking to?
Tom: You know a lot of it depends on your industry and your location. So you know if you're on the East Coast you're probably struggling, right, East Coast particularly North East is you know they're still there reeling from 30,000 deaths in New York right that there they're reeling from that and so they're very, very cautious we have we have members of our CPA network in Connecticut New York and what they report is everybody wears a mask everybody does social distancing everybody's cautious, they're very, very careful. Contrast that with Arizona you go out for a walk and Scott in Scottsdale Arizona the bars are packed the restaurants are packed there's no social distancing and almost no masks okay, so you're taking your life in your hands but the businesses are open which is why we're seeing this huge influx of cases but I think that's what's going on. The other part of it is here's what's really interesting to me is I'm a member of a of a group of entrepreneurs that primarily they’re e-commerce entrepreneurs and they're reporting a booming business, I mean they've never made so much, you know from my friend Andy Tanner who sells stock market training to you know to my friends down in Austin who's still different kinds of e-commerce you know anything that's being sold on Amazon it's booming right so eCommerce is one of those areas, anytime we have a crisis like this and we have a shift in the economy we have to look at where is it shifting toward, right? I didn't tell you about I mean you were gracious enough to speak at our CPA conference just a week or two ago and we had twice as many people as we expected and a lot of that's because we were doing it virtually right. I'm finding on my own webinars that the attendance is double what it used to be. So I think that we're finding certain segments of the economy that are doing better and of course the bricks-and-mortar the other ones really struggling. It's really the bricks and mortar, let me give you an interesting example of a client that owns a microbrewery and in Georgia and Georgia course is one of the first ones to open right and but in April, Georgia was closed like everybody else. They did fine yeah and the reason they did is because one of their goals was to be able to sell it in bottles so they bottled it so all they did was they just stepped up their bottling whereas I know restaurant owners here in Phoenix, where they sold it on tap and that's what they sold. Well they were practically giving it away because they had so much beer that was just sitting there and you know beer goes flat you know that doesn't keep forever so they were really concerned about it whereas my client in the microbrewery because they've made that one little shift to be able to bottle it and they do their own bottling they were able to borrow it and they had a carry-out window and drive up carry out window and they were able to do that so you know those businesses that are adapting yeah it's just amazing how well they're doing.
Buck: Yeah you know it's funny it makes me think Tom to and from the standpoint of what I'm hearing about from investors and their how how things are performing for them I mean people who are invested in real estate in office and retail are getting killed even people who are doing class A or new construction multifamily are not doing nearly as well as like working-class, you know because working-class I mean should with the unemployment right now if they're unemployed they're making more money than they did when they were employed so you know so those assets seem to be performing really, really well oddly enough. So there is this kind of winners and losers scenario going on with this thing one last question for you though which is you know obviously you talk about how the IRS kind of its sticky hands and tries to get their piece and all of this. Do you foresee any additional legislation this year to potentially try to recover some of the Lost revenues from the more affluent for example you know stronger restrictions on perceived tax shelters you know like conservation easements and things like that, do you see crackdowns or do you see anything like that on the horizon? What do you think?
Tom: I think the crackdowns are going to come directly from the IRS. We're already seeing it. You know anybody who has a small captive got a nasty gram from the IRS in March just as the pandemic was hitting its stride, totally unethical letter but nevertheless because you're the IRS you can send out whatever you want and so you know we did see that and basically they said if you don’t give up your deduction your legitimate deduction we're going to come out at you and we're gonna basically 800-pound gorilla sitting on your head right so that was their message in that. We had a notice last fall that they were looking at auditing the owners of a conservation easement, the owners not that I mean that the the parking garden not that not the partnership which is where the valuation was done where everything came, but the actual partners in it who really had nothing to do with that valuation
Buck: How could they even do that?
Tom: Well I think I figured out where this notice, what they're thinking from the nose well it's speculation, but a speculation based on 40 years of experience right so my speculation is that they're concerned they don't know about them. So there's this form where you have to disclose this type of an investment that basically it has some tax shelter aspects to it called the form 8886 and there I think there quite concerned that a lot of people are not reporting on that form and if you don't use that form by the way you have huge penalties if they catch you right so you have to disclose this and I actually think that's what they were getting after with that letter from the IRS in March was look, you need to disclose this and if you don't disclose it we're gonna audit you okay because we want to make sure you've got it well there we know you have it if you've got an 8886 right so there's been no reason for them to audit you if they look at your 8886 and in the conservation easement and also your 8282 which is the charitable portion of that and they see that it's proper okay that may be the only audit you get and it may just be a correspondence on it you might just get a letter right so I think that the IRS is absolutely going to step up its its audits okay, it's got more money, you know is given more money a couple of times in the last couple of years it's gotten you know increases in funding and so I do think we're gonna see more examinations you know more aggressive behavior from that standpoint. But the reality is that you should never be taking a position that you're not comfortable defending. If your CPA is not comfortable defending you need a new CPA.
Buck: Yeah and that brings me ultimately to you know where we'll leave it which is listen folks there are lots of there's a lot of information here there's also lots of you know even what we're talking about with captives and some of these other things if you're in good hands I mean you can feel a lot more comfortable you know if your CPA is comfortable with things the end feels like you know you're not doing anything wrong, you can do more stuff than with somebody who's scared and just says I don't know what that is and you know you can't do that and you know all that stuff which everybody hears all the time. So I want to encourage people we have a lot of our listeners who are already working with CPAs in the Wealthability network which is Tom's Network again that's wealthability.com Tom anything else to add?
Tom: Yeah so we actually call this the sleep at night test. If you're not sleeping at night because of something to do with your taxes then please call us and whatever we can do for you even if it's not matching you up interest even if your situation doesn't call for what we're doing we'll still help you any way we can so we think this is the time to really be rendering service and really you know from an educational standpoint and anything we can do we would like to do that. But do make sure what I've learned number one thing I've learned out of this whole crisis is it's all about your team right as Kiyosaki is always saying business is a team sport, investing is a team sport and when you have a good team it's like you know whether it's investing in multifamily housing there are syndicators struggling right now because they didn't know what they were doing they didn't do a good job and they're gonna be struggling even more once that unemployment check goes away right so this is a time when having the right people on your team is probably more important than what you know is who you know.
Buck: That's right. Tom I want to thank you again for being on Wealth Formula Podcast as always it is a pleasure, my good friend Tom Wheelwright.
Tom: Always my pleasure. Thanks Buck.
Buck: We’ll be right back.
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[M4F] Werewolf and other story based rp ideas. Longterm partners needed.

I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
I am looking for a rp partner. I'm open to many different styles whether it be fantasy, or realistic. I have a few ideas in mind but would love to discuss potential ideas. As always come with some ideas and we can get something going.
Werewolf: I have a basic idea but would love to discuss different ideas.
Rich girl and a country boy: You're dad has always had this idea of you marrying the son of a fellow ceo and merging the companies. That's starting to come true until while on a trip for your bachelorette party you meet a small town boy and he shows you the joy of living a simple life.
Singer: You're a well known musician and one day while in the studio you come across a video of me singing one of my country songs. You can't help but message asking if I'd like to professionally record it.
Military: For a college assignment you're required to connect with a penpal. You get paired with me and through various letters you learn I'm overseas in the military. We talk for weeks until soon i stop writing back. That's until I'm home and decide to surprise you.
Sons of anarchy: The basic idea is your connected to law enforcement somehow and I'm the president of the local motorcycle club.
Dragon rider: Your father is the chief of the local village and while out on a fishing trip with him your thrown overboard. You awake on the beach in an undiscovered land inhabited by dragons.
College football: I play football for the university of Georgia. You are a reporter for a major sports network and are sent to interview some of the players but when you interview me there's a different connection.
Meeting the family: We've been dating for about 6 months and you've never met my family. We come from different backgrounds as you're more of the upper middle class the grew up in the city and i was lower middle class that grew up in the country. We were sometimes polar opposites but somehow we were happy together. I get an invitation to my sister's wedding and we decide to take a trip to my hometown for the wedding and to introduce you to the crazyness that's my family.
Youtuber: You're a pretty big Youtubestreamer with over 9 million subscribers between the two platforms. I'm a rather small Youtuber with only about 600k subscribers on YouTube. People are constantly linking you my videos to react to on stream due to the humor being a little on the darker side. To everyone's surprise you really enjoy my content and it goes from there.
Your suggestion or ideas: If you have any changes to a particular scenario please share I'm open to suggestions. If you have a totally different idea or ideas please share aswell I'd love to hear.
Social media: We're both big on social media from different aspects. One of us invites the other onto their podcast and we talk eventually getting to know each other and become friends and maybe more.
Out of place: I grew up in a small town in texas. We grew up middle class and worked for everything. My senior year of high school my uncle passed away leaving us his immense fortune. My family decided to move to his house in Malibu.
Youtuber house: You're the owner and CEO of an esports team. You've had a team house for a abour a year and are ready to expand. You decide to have a content house you do your research and invite me to join and be the first streamecontent creator to live in the house with you. Eventually you'll invite others to join.
Where you come from: We grew up in the same small town in Georgia and were best friends. You moved to California when your dad got an amazing job and you've been living the wealthy life ever since. One day when you come home from shopping with your other rich friends your mom and dad tell you're all going back to Georgia for an extended visit and you couldn't be more upset.
The new guy: I wasn't the most popular guy at my old school and everyone picked on me. I embarrassed myself one day to the point of needing to get out. After meeting a guy that went through the same situation i reinvented myself as a cool jock type and transferred to your school.
Criminal enterprise: Your mom and my mom were bestfriends. She helped pay for you mom's medicine when she was sick. When your mom finally passed you came to live with us. When you get here you realize we're one of the country's most successful crime families.
Single parent: This is one is pretty straight forward. We can discuss different options in PM.
Unexpected pregnancy: We met at a party and got drunk and hooked up. We didn't talk afterwards until you called me telling me your pregnant.
Small town living: you were always a good respectable person. You always saw the good in people but sometimes that wasn't necessarily a good thing. You dated a guy that seemed fine to everyone except behind closed doors he was extremely abusive. When you came home one day with a broken nose and a black eye your parents knew they needed to do something. They decided to send you to live with your aunt to hopefully hide you from him. You were relieved to be away from hom finally. When you get to your aunt's farm you see me working out in the fields.
Superpower: Ever since i was 5 i knew i was different but no one ever told me why. I came from a long line of shapeshifters unfortunately that's usually what got them killed. Both my dad and uncle were shifters but they mysteriously died when i was 5. My mother started to see the signs of me becoming one the animal print started to show on my body and she knew she couldn't go through with it. When i was 6 she turned me over to foster care and disappeared. Now I'm 22 and using my gift for more personal gain. Rather it be changing into a horse betting on myself at the local track or a championship caliber race dog. You've been passed a file on me to try and bring me in to try and stop a criminal mastermind from trying the world into chaos.
Zombie apocalypse: I'm open to a lot of different scenarios. Rather it's the walking dead where the zombies move kind of slow. Or world war Z where they sprint and climb over each other. I'm also open to many different pairings.
Reconnect: I've been bestfriends with your older brother since we were in kindergarten. We're both sophomores in college and play football for the school. You and me always had a connection but never acted on it. Now it's your brother's wedding and we meet up when you see my smoking out by my truck.
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Violent messages posted on Reddit between 2020-05-16 08:47:25 and 2020-05-23 08:47:25

First of all, some interesting usernames: 14EinsatzKommando88, autechre1488, 13502401488, banned_user-14488, hayden1488, Genocide_for_all, mr_the_europe, munter_ontherope, LegalizeRape1488, GenocideSlayer, LiveFreeOrDie1488, WorldwideGenocide, 1488Goose, TheEuropeanVirgin, AngryAryan14-88
User techtesh in KotakuInAction: We_will_kill
Peta before lincoln
We will kill the blacks so they wont have to be slaves
User Giovannilevel in Shortcells: gas_the
Notice noone gives a shit about racism toward short people. Indians, Hispanics, Orientals, hell Stacies are openly saying gas the Jews but hey that's fine, Jews are ugly anyway. How dare they subjugate our tall white people economy when they get treated like shit at every juncture
Jews figured out the game was ogre from the start. That's why they're God's chosen people
User Blzng_Phoenix in DarkHumorAndMemes: kill_yourself
If ur really a woman then don't kill yourself
User idk81794 in DarkHumorAndMemes: kill_yourself
Where did you get that statistic from that's not true a large percentage of us try to and that's heart breaking but not half. Also I don't care how much you hate someone, never tell somebody to kill themself that's so harmful people have followed through with that after someone tells them go kill yourself.
User TheSoyimKnow3312 in conspiracy: should_be_executed
Everyone of them should be executed
User uncerta1n in The_Cabal: kill_yourself
TIL that kill yourself has an acronym. sad.
User smakinelmo in DarkHumorAndMemes: Hitler_did_nothing_wrong
My brother has this theory that Hitler did nothing wrong and was a good guy strictly because of this theory lmao
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nice title retard kill yourself
User Gamer2020_1 in Shortcells: Kys
Kys
User Pozzy_Pozbourne in topnotchshitposting: kill_yourself
well shit i was hoping you were depressed so i could get you to kill yourself on tiktok or something
User Doomnahct in weekendgunnit: Gas_the
Gas the normies, MEME WAR NOW!
User Non-PC-Guy in conspiracy: should_be_executed
This man should be executed.
User Fun_Basis in TumblrInAction: should_be_killed
Muslims, whose texts hold that Jews are corrupted tools of Satan who should be killed:
User HashtagHydra in TheRedPill: kill_yourself kill_yourself
Pathetic. Just kill yourself and do everyone a favor.
The only thing you should fear is God. The gym is a supplement for your lack of hard work. If the hardest thing in your life is stopping masturbating you're a loser of such epic proportions you should actually kill yourself as you have zero value.
User mtndewkckstart in ShitPoliticsSays: should_die
So basically, if you don't do what I say, you should die.
User desperateanduseless in Trufemcels: kill_yourself
Sorry you had to deal with that bullst, OP. Why should the victim apologise to the bully? Why is it wrong to defend yourself? I think the teachers would rather leave the quiet kids to be harassed, because it's too much effort to help. If the quiet kids stand up for themselves, it's the straw that breaks the camels back. Now there are too many disruptions to maintain control of the classroom. So the teachers try to get the quiet kid to just roll over and take the bullying, because it's easier to get one naturally quiet child to shut up than get a whole pack of feral little bastards to behave like civilized humans.
That whole "You're both to blame even though you were only defending yourself, apologise first, be the bigger person!!!" thing happened to me once. The teachers thought I was the bad guy because I wouldn't forgive the kids who made me suicidal. If Becky tells you to kill yourself, you must forgive her, or YOUR'E the asshole.
User meezala in eyeblech: deserve_to_be_gassed
Just as the Jewish and disabled and “unfit” prisoners didn't deserve to be gassed and burned. But guess what happened
User EricThePooh in conspiracy: should_die missing
They were quarantined for saying slave owners should die, and that John Brown (famous for killing slave owners) did nothing wrong. Sounds pretty cool to me.
Also, definitely not racist. In fact, one of the most aggressively anti-racist subs out there.
User NewAgeWiccan in DebateAltRight: we_should_kill
Leftist here, I have a feeling convincing him that the white race should be preserved is not the issue. You need to convince there are ways to preserve the white race without infringing on other people rights. For example don't say we should kill or deport other races or make a country that is only white. Just say its important for some white people to make the personal choice to be with other white people.
User ToQuoteGuyFieri in DeuxRAMA: GAS_THE
Also the best way to strengthen someone's convictions is to scold them for it. Especially if it's coming from a parent.
Kid: I'm uncomfortable with the influence that Israel has over the foreign policy establishment of the US but I can sincerely state that I have no prejudices.
SJW Dad: yikes lets unpack this. Be better. It's not my job to educate you. Bash the fash. Orange man bad.
Kid: GAS THE KIKES
User Worfrat1 in conspiracy: kill_yourself missing
You're a very angry person, and a crybaby at that. Seek help, or kill yourself. The world would be a better place.
User tacoman3725 in DarkHumorAndMemes: should_die missing
Haha people who support other economic systems should die this is a totally normal belife that totally wasn't pushed on me by the people who profit the most off the current system.
User irasponsibly in DarkHumorAndMemes: should_die
the meme? yeah, it's cool
the people in the comments saying I should die? bit harder to believe mate
User peterreddit in ConsumeProduct: we_will_kill
Anyone thinking tool using apes with language would be just another species was kidding themselves. Anthropocene was bound to push this planet to the limit and industrial revolution was an inevitable part of this. This train left the station millions of years ago. Either we will kill ourselves, or we will venture into stars. We can no more collectively forget energy extraction then can I erase language from my mind or turn off consciousness.
User akihonj in antifeminists: should_be_killed
I think you can if she's ever claimed the feminist label and doesn't get called out for shitty thinking by others. It might be a damning indication of course but many, in fact too many feminists run around claiming to have all the answers, usually everything gets solved with tea and hugs and agreement that men are evil and should be killed, but reject the idea that they should police their own house first.
Pot meet kettle, then.
User xXx_Bacalhau_xXx in Wojak: kill_yourself
I was once like that and I no longer am, sport being one of the things that helped me. If you're depressed get therapy or go to church if you have no one to support you. I've had depressed people in my family in it because of lack of socialization, I know it's bad but it's overcomeable.
If you're really gonna be a faggot and kill yourself at least blow yourself up in Syria and Livestream it
User TheDeen420 in DarkHumorAndMemes: should_die
The ones that waste doctors' time with asking for hormone therapy/the ones that commit crimes/the ones that are huge toxic cysts in our society, yes, those ones should die aka the majority lol
but the trans people who don't bother anyone about their transgenderness, they're fine.
User okok12234 in eyeblech: gas_the
What's the limit of punching nazis before I try to gas the jews? :/
User alochle in eyeblech: we_should_nuke
Damn, we should nuke that whole ducking area...
User Apham1214 in ConsumeProduct: should_die
Yes the people who claim the human race sucks and should die entirely yet benefit off of it everyday to survive
User JustRuss79 in conspiracy: must_be_destroyed
Small Business is anti-Union
Small Business is anti-Minimum Wage
Small Business provides the lions share of jobs
Jobs are the enemy of Wealth Redistribution
Jobs are the enemy of Welfare State
Unemployed People look to Government for answers, Employed people look after themselves.
People with Jobs are too independent, independence must be destroyed for the State to become the new God.
User f3m1n15m15c4nc3r in MGTOW: should_be_executed
Cunts who do this should be executed.
User senderoluminoso in trump: off_yourself
FYI...docs don't see suicides. If you off yourself it's medic's that see you and pronounce you ded. Fake news.
User Unlikelyhero29 in DarkHumorAndMemes: should_die
I've given up. You win. I will go and put others down for them wanting to express themselves even though it's fucking 2020 and this shouldn't be a problem. I will go around to people on the internet and explain to them why they should die, and start calling them faggots. Wanna be friends? We can make a group chat!!! We can be the KKK but for discriminating against the LGBT community!!! We can cry ourselfs to sleep at night and wish we had open minds, and hope that the rest of the world accepts us as homophobes!!!!! Yay!!!
User Kingsofeast in conspiracy: should_be_killed
Life = AI
15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
User MedusaKali in eyeblech: kill_yourself
Imagine trying to kill yourself this way but it takes you like 4 hours to actually die
User BlackChickenxx in DarkHumorAndMemes: off_yourself
Dude just off yourself already. Jesus fuckin Christ.
User RoastMe4Ever in DarkHumorAndMemes: kill_yourselves
This is so facts. Anything other than male and female does not exist. All you mentally disabled brain dead pan sexual trans binary faggot fucks can kill yourselves.
User ATitCalledQuest99 in HateCrimeHoaxes: SHOULD_be_murdered
TIL that if you're not a saint you can be justifiably murdered. Or even better yet, SHOULD be murdered.
Hey idiot, there's a video showing exactly what happened at the shooting. And guess what! They've all been charged with murder! Also- law enforcement weren't the ones killing an innocent man so his criminal past (or lack of) is entirely invalid and doesn't give you the right to play cop just because it makes your micro dick hard.
User ATitCalledQuest99 in HateCrimeHoaxes: deserve_to_be_killed
Huh, didn't know that when 3 people are hunting me down and pointing firearms at me I'm supposed to submit like a bitch and take it. Especially when I'm literally just jogging and minding my own goddamn business while they're surrounding me.
Forget protecting yourself. Fuck defending your life. No, just let them kill you. Right then and there. Oh because IF you dare to, that's aggravated assault and you deserve to be killed for it.
"Volatile character" "threatening moves" Jesus Christ. You're the fucking epitome of what's wrong with society.
User Naxxremel in ShitNeoconsSay: we_should_execute
It's hard to say. There's definitely something very uncalm about the way he speaks and operates. Like a nervous kind of energy that you see in Schizophrenic conspiracy theory types (not to besmirch conspiracy theory but we all know the type)

Personally I just think the guy is unwell but I can definitely see how someone might think he was a fed trying to embarrass the movement. Also he had a habit of saying we should execute anyone who advocates for Israel in congress, which I get but it was phrased very poorly and would immediately repel even people who were at entry level red pill stuff.
User justanothergymdude in trump: kill_yourself
Lmao such a weird obsession you have, Doug. Don't kill yourself when he wins in November :)
User ffskmspls in tucker_carlson: kill_yourselves kill_yourself missing
sorry do you need some rope too? Be fucking real you piece of shit fucking nazis kill yourselves faster than you'll ever even try to kill people like me, and on the rare instance one of you stupid inbred fucks DO decide to shoot people, it's your own kind because you're too fucking uncomfortable to shoot anybody or anything else. For every one fat man child american inbred neo nazi there are 15 faggots and 5 of em are buying guns. You'll never fucking touch me. You will never fuckin touch me My sides track record is no school shootings and 8 million dead fucking aryans, and a whole lot fucking more if we have anything to say about it. Refer to my profile picture. You're next. Well string you up on rainbow colored ropes and parade you through pink fucking streets, and we'll fucking do it again and again until it is done. Follow your leader and kill yourself before we make Mussolini look like fucking David.
User oxymorphone in soyboys: kill_yourself
So by this "person's" logic, you should just suck it up and accept your loss when you are mislead/scammed, because it could mess with someone's """bag""". This is kill yourself tier stupidity. I want to grab this queer by his retarded ass bowl cut and slam his head into a toilet filled with diarrhea.
User Lateknighttt in ShitNeoconsSay: should_be_executed
I was watching to catch a predator they caught like 3 rabbis in on sting operation in New Jersey. That was in the early oughts before social media. All pedophiles should be executed of course and Catholics aren't excused or excluded from this the church should be recalling those people to the Vatican it Would be legal to do what is called to be done in the Bible Directly by Jesus to them.
User masterofdank51 in averageredditor: should_die
So your saying it is okay to say that anyone that has done drugs should die what a fucked up society 🤦‍♀️
User masterofdank51 in averageredditor: should_die
Well it should be people are still gonna take coke regardless at least with a subreddit like this it can teach harm reduction or are you the sort of person that says if you do something against the government you should die
User masterofdank51 in averageredditor: should_die
Suck your mum you prick drugs in moderation are not damaging just like alcohol in moderation is fine to say all people that do them should die you are the worst type of person I suggest you take a psychedelic so it kicks your ignorant ass and you can hopefully change for the good
User Nick_Dice in ConsumeProduct: gas_the missing
class war now, gas the mammals!
User funny-aneurysm in GenderCritical: should_be_beat_up
I mean.. Bolsonaro said he wouldn't rape Maria do Rosário because "she didn't deserve it"; he said gay kids should be beat up so they would stop being gay; he said sexual tourists should come to Brazil to have sex with our women; he paid tribute to a torturer; he said quilombolas weren't good for anything, not even procreating; he said women shouldn't get paid the same as men; and so many other things.
Even if you believe there was no way to win, I don't personally think we should have lost this bad.
User gzeus_giuce25 in conspiracy: kill_yourself
While I agree I would not be surprised if people were being harassing. We have all seen how people act online, I don't doubt people were taking it to inappropriate levels that go beyond just criticism. I mean shit people will tell you to kill yourself for not agreeing on a movie they like or some bullshit. I can only imagine the shit people were doing about this, I bet their inboxes were flooded with hateful messages.
User GasCoomers in ConsumeProduct: should_be_executed
Think about the amount of men that he hangs out with that regularly groom and rape him. His mom should be executed.
User Deadeye_Spider in kotakuinaction2: kill_yourself
we must live in different parts of the country.
There's two ways trans people in america seek treatment
Informed consent (You sign a waiver that says if you regret it it's on you and we won't refund you or pay for your reversal surgeries if you decide being a chick/dude might make you not want to kill yourself)
and, Formal Diagnosis (You wait a long time in a normal therapist, way longer time in a gender therapist, then the endocrinologist basically says "jesus christ you look tired from all of that bearucracy stuff, I can tell this is important to you but you'll still have to wait a bit" and then checks off a list of your symptoms and the notes of the other two doctors until then they give you the pills.)
This person did neither.
User A1958PlymouthFury in TheNewRight: Heil_Hitler
Well, as long as we're sharing jokes;
The Führer visited a lunatic asylum. All the patients were told to stand in a row, and they were given instructions on how to salute him. When Hitler approached they all raised their right hands and shouted: 'Heil Hitler!' Only the last man in the row uttered no sound and did not raise his hand. Red with rage Hitler stepped up to him and shouted: 'Don't you know who I am? Why don't you raise your hand?' 'I beg your pardon,' replied the man politely, 'I am the doctor. I'm not a lunatic'.'
Bet your buddy Rockwell would really like that one.
User FusionVsGravity in TumblrInAction: should_be_killed
Men will categorically be offended by someone saying that all men should be killed. You're not raising awareness or helping the issue, you're turning men who would be sympathetic to feminist issues away from feminism.
User Pogo_Stick_Rider in DarkHumorAndMemes: should_die
All autistic people should die. I don't see the issue. Just leave one alone with a knife but cracker for 30 minutes. Problem solved.
User MaximumWaximum in GenderCritical: should_be_killed missing
They are trying to kill women. If a man were to dress up as a 5 year old girl and use he kindergarten restrooms he would be arrested but it's fine if a man dresses up like a woman and sexually assaults actual women.
Transition.
Is.
Sexual.
Assault.
A man is impersonating and tricking a woman into trusting him. TIFs are sexually assaulting people too, they turn young girls into a vulnerable minority. I support the death penalty exclusively for these sexual abusers. I wish the suicide rate was 100%. They should be killed before they hurt anyone else.
User Matt-From-Wii-Sp0rts in AskPinkPillers: should_be_killed
Or is just a small minority of people? Because on your sub their are a lot off people saying being male is a disorder, and that all men should be killed.
User SabbatiZevi in conspiracy: should_be_killed missing
Before this pandemic there we're and continues to be civil rights movements across the globe against amoral globalist authoritarians who are above the law and pay order followers to keep the peasants from killing them. The 1% of people who put profit over human life and hoard the vast majority of wealth and resources should be killed in a peasants revolt. When there's this many people gathering and calling for justice and liberty it's a natural response. Growth for it's own sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.
User funko_pope in Drama: KYS
I never watched Rick and Morty but my wife watched an episode yesterday. When she got into bed, she looked me dead in the eyes and said "if you ever watch that show, I'll file for divorce". I asked if it was that bad and she said the entire time she kept thinking of men who cry at trailers for Star Wars or Marvel movies. Holy god have I dodged a bullet, I've heard so much about the show that I considered checking out it but it sounds like I'd probably have to slit my wrists rather than risk the resulting drop in testosterone levels.
Stay away from Rick and Morty. KYS.
User tranikila in trump: kill_yourself missing
this place rejects important submissions (chinese censorship, very relevent to trump) because they are chinese puppets. the whole place is just low energy, controlled opposition. totally pathetic. you should just kill yourself pieces of crap
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[M4F] longterm partner needed. Free all day. Multiple prompts inside.

I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
I am looking for a rp partner. I'm open to many different styles whether it be fantasy, or realistic. I have a few ideas in mind but would love to discuss potential ideas. As always come with some ideas and we can get something going.
Werewolf: I have a basic idea but would love to discuss different ideas.
Rich girl and a country boy: You're dad has always had this idea of you marrying the son of a fellow ceo and merging the companies. That's starting to come true until while on a trip for your bachelorette party you meet a small town boy and he shows you the joy of living a simple life.
Singer: You're a well known musician and one day while in the studio you come across a video of me singing one of my country songs. You can't help but message asking if I'd like to professionally record it.
Military: For a college assignment you're required to connect with a penpal. You get paired with me and through various letters you learn I'm overseas in the military. We talk for weeks until soon i stop writing back. That's until I'm home and decide to surprise you.
Sons of anarchy: The basic idea is your connected to law enforcement somehow and I'm the president of the local motorcycle club.
Dragon rider: Your father is the chief of the local village and while out on a fishing trip with him your thrown overboard. You awake on the beach in an undiscovered land inhabited by dragons.
College football: I play football for the university of Georgia. You are a reporter for a major sports network and are sent to interview some of the players but when you interview me there's a different connection.
Meeting the family: We've been dating for about 6 months and you've never met my family. We come from different backgrounds as you're more of the upper middle class the grew up in the city and i was lower middle class that grew up in the country. We were sometimes polar opposites but somehow we were happy together. I get an invitation to my sister's wedding and we decide to take a trip to my hometown for the wedding and to introduce you to the crazyness that's my family.
Youtuber: You're a pretty big Youtubestreamer with over 9 million subscribers between the two platforms. I'm a rather small Youtuber with only about 600k subscribers on YouTube. People are constantly linking you my videos to react to on stream due to the humor being a little on the darker side. To everyone's surprise you really enjoy my content and it goes from there.
Your suggestion or ideas: If you have any changes to a particular scenario please share I'm open to suggestions. If you have a totally different idea or ideas please share aswell I'd love to hear.
Social media: We're both big on social media from different aspects. One of us invites the other onto their podcast and we talk eventually getting to know each other and become friends and maybe more.
Out of place: I grew up in a small town in texas. We grew up middle class and worked for everything. My senior year of high school my uncle passed away leaving us his immense fortune. My family decided to move to his house in Malibu.
Youtuber house: You're the owner and CEO of an esports team. You've had a team house for a abour a year and are ready to expand. You decide to have a content house you do your research and invite me to join and be the first streamecontent creator to live in the house with you. Eventually you'll invite others to join.
Where you come from: We grew up in the same small town in Georgia and were best friends. You moved to California when your dad got an amazing job and you've been living the wealthy life ever since. One day when you come home from shopping with your other rich friends your mom and dad tell you're all going back to Georgia for an extended visit and you couldn't be more upset.
The new guy: I wasn't the most popular guy at my old school and everyone picked on me. I embarrassed myself one day to the point of needing to get out. After meeting a guy that went through the same situation i reinvented myself as a cool jock type and transferred to your school.
Criminal enterprise: Your mom and my mom were bestfriends. She helped pay for you mom's medicine when she was sick. When your mom finally passed you came to live with us. When you get here you realize we're one of the country's most successful crime families.
Single parent: This is one is pretty straight forward. We can discuss different options in PM.
Unexpected pregnancy: We met at a party and got drunk and hooked up. We didn't talk afterwards until you called me telling me your pregnant.
Small town living: you were always a good respectable person. You always saw the good in people but sometimes that wasn't necessarily a good thing. You dated a guy that seemed fine to everyone except behind closed doors he was extremely abusive. When you came home one day with a broken nose and a black eye your parents knew they needed to do something. They decided to send you to live with your aunt to hopefully hide you from him. You were relieved to be away from hom finally. When you get to your aunt's farm you see me working out in the fields.
Superpower: Ever since i was 5 i knew i was different but no one ever told me why. I came from a long line of shapeshifters unfortunately that's usually what got them killed. Both my dad and uncle were shifters but they mysteriously died when i was 5. My mother started to see the signs of me becoming one the animal print started to show on my body and she knew she couldn't go through with it. When i was 6 she turned me over to foster care and disappeared. Now I'm 22 and using my gift for more personal gain. Rather it be changing into a horse betting on myself at the local track or a championship caliber race dog. You've been passed a file on me to try and bring me in to try and stop a criminal mastermind from trying the world into chaos.
Zombie apocalypse: I'm open to a lot of different scenarios. Rather it's the walking dead where the zombies move kind of slow. Or world war Z where they sprint and climb over each other. I'm also open to many different pairings.
Reconnect: I've been bestfriends with your older brother since we were in kindergarten. We're both sophomores in college and play football for the school. You and me always had a connection but never acted on it. Now it's your brother's wedding and we meet up when you see my smoking out by my truck.
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The Sport of Kings needs everyones help. Please take 5 minutes to write a letter to the California Horse Racing Board in support of using the whip. Show them how strong we are.

Hi everyone. The California Horse Racing Board just passed a new law that prohibits the jockeys from using the whip more than 6 times per race, and further prohibits jockeys from raising their arm above a set height to use the whip.
We have been given one month to provide our response to said law before it is determined if it will take effect. With enough support we can show the CHRB that this rule is unjust and will cripple our sport.
The whip is part of the equipment. It is necessary for both horse safety and for jockey safety. Furthermore, if laws are only enacted in one state, this will severely impact the simulcast betting in the state in which it is enacted. It un-levels the playing field and puts California racing at a significant disadvantage.
The law is also a slippery slope. If we have this law enacted, then it will be easier to enact another law, and another and another. First they'll come for the whip, then the jockeys, then the horse. We cannot and will not let it ever get to that.
This law is California's submission to animal rights extremist groups and we won't allow it to happen. We won't negotiate with terrorists and we won't change our sport to placate militant fundamentalists who would rather see our athletes dead than have our sport live on for one more day.
We also cannot believe that these groups care for horses. They don't. They were no where to be found when SLR was burning. They weren't there risking their lives to free the horses from their stalls. We were: the owners, grooms, trainers and supporters of horse racing.
These extremists don't respect our champions, they don't respect our sport, and they don't respect us. This is a sport of the strong, and if you aren't strong, then get the hell out of our arena.
Please take five minutes to write a letter and send it to [email protected]
Thank you
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Are You Still Going to Love it in Five Years? A 90 Day Fiance recap!

It’s morning in Ukraine, and Natalie believes that if she calls Mike “love” enough times she will get pregnant. She presents Mike with an unfairly small cup of coffee, before reminding him she wants a child. So much for foreplay. She points out that since she’s 35, her age is a factor, but Mike won’t let logic interfere with his relationship. Mike says he wants to wait until she’s settled in America, so the birth can take place on his pappy’s land and come with crippling financial debt. Natalie again tries to steer Mike towards the reality that in four years, doctors will begin aggressively talking her out of procreation. Instead, Mike says he doesn’t want to hear about his child on Skype.
“What is this about child on Skype?” Sasha asks. “I have idea…”
Later Natalie takes Mike to meet her friend Svetlana, who is eager to learn more about Mike so she can trust him and their relationship. Svetlana asks Mike if he knows that Natalie’s heart was broken, and we learn that Natalie was with her ex for eight years, and she left him because they never had any kids and he didn’t seem interested. Natalie tears up a bit at the mention of her former flame, and Mike is surprised by how strongly Natalie reacts, since it was two years ago and obviously all people are the same. Then he says something about filling up her empty holes, and Svetlana calls him a doctor.
“You are very open, and I believe you,” Svetlana says, which is a plot twist by 90DF standards.
With the issue of Mike’s sincerity settled, Svetlana needs to ask him about religion. Mike decides not to tell Natalie she’s about to relocate to America’s Atheist Belt, and instead seizes the opportunity to discuss the spiritual philosophies explored by sci-fi authors.
“I don’t believe in God, exactly,” Mike begins. “But I do believe that our harvested essence was stuffed into a volcano, before it was ejaculated around the world for alien amusement. We have a lot of volcanoes in the PacNW. Have you ever read Dianetics?”
With pamphlets traded, the next morning Natalie is ready to take Mike out for a run. Mike says he’s not a runner, but he’s going to try — also a 90DF plot twist. Natalie is displaying some grumpitude, and Mike suspects it’s because he invokes her ex in conversation, not because he’s denying her womb the bounty of his giant seed. Mike tries to joke throughout the run, but Natalie is, in her words, a total bitch. She says that her ex was her past, and Mike is her future, and she’s going to burn his entire Washington town to the ground if he doesn’t sew her fields already.
Tania: Have you tried holding him by the scruff of his neck in the car? That’s a great way to display dominance.
Over in the land of mope and honey, Mursel is making a honeycomb shelf that Anna calls an altar, while Anna dips little bottles into her cauldron so she can rubble bubble this toil and trouble. If she’s using this show as free advertising for her honey business, that’s easier to support than this yuck relationship. When Mursel is done, he insists Anna drop her potions mid-spell to look at his achievement, so he can get back to belittling her beekeeping in broken English.
After she gives Mursel a gold star, Anna whips out her phone to text-ask him the same question she’s presented since he walked off the plane: Do you have any concerns about the upcoming wedding?
“Most people feel fully at ease when marrying someone they can’t talk to, with children I can’t talk about (to anyone),” Mursel doesn’t say at all.
Anna thinks he’s using their inability to communicate as an excuse for not talking. This is the Keanu Reeves “whoa” this show has been waiting for.
Mursel decides to jump conversation tracks, because he has no fucking idea what they’re talking about. “They are very spoiled children,” he reads off his cell phone. Spoken like a true short-term stepdad. Anna asks if he wants to talk to Gino and Joey, and he says no, as its interferes with his plan to pretend they are invisible. They pass phones back and forth, and it’s like fighting with puppets, but less entertaining.
Anna lies and says she’s not sure if she wants to get married, because he never listens to her, and listening is clearly what brought them together. He laughs and says yes, because he thinks she just asked him if banana fudge ice cream would be nicely paired with honey in a waffle cone.
Later on, Anna tries on wedding dresses, as one does when they’re uncertain whether or not the marriage is going to actually happen. “Maybe I’m making a bad decision,” she says between tears and selection of veils to match her gown options. “But it’s not like it affects my children or anything. No, he’s definitely my soul mate. How can there bee any doubt? See what I did there?”
Speaking of couples that don’t speak the same language and are better suited for Love After Lockup, here’s Anny and Robert. As Bryson uses Anny’s body as a jungle gym, she comments that Bryson always hugs her, but Robert doesn’t. He responds by scrolling through pictures of his ex-girlfriends on his phone, while looking like a retired cab driver who runs a titty mag and Mountain Dew news stand. For a second it seems Anny is dealing with all this by sitting on the couch with a bong, but instead she’s drinking water out of a champagne flute, while scrolling through her own phone hunting for her next state-side boyfriend. I have more banter with my fellow passengers in the pharmacy line than these two have with each other, which is surprising considering their romantic eight hours of courtship.
They decide to plague a gym until a trainer locks himself in the bathroom to cry and inoculate himself. The boxing trainer’s name is Miguel, and…hello, Miguel. You can stay. Can you banish Robert and Anny though? Between half-assed boxing punches, Robert explains for the 60th time that he doesn’t get why Anny can’t see how important it is for his children to one day have the ability to pore over extinct social media accounts to isolate that one time their mom was hanging out with this dude they barely know. Anny thinks this is bullshit, since his kids aren’t even in the pictures, unless you count their hideout inside their mothers.
Anny tells Miguel she wants to drop the belly weight before they get married in a sausage dress and Robert’s fanciest white tee and track pants. Robert responds by pretending to punch her with a boxing glove, because nothing says intimacy like pantomimed domestic violence. Fuck you Robert.
Miguel asks the producers if he can talk to someone after the show about his compensation, and the producers insist that he give an opinion about this couple first.
Miguel: I’m not a marriage counselor.
90DF Producers: You are now.
Miguel: Can’t you just drop me in the middle of the Pacific Ocean instead?
Later on Robert heads out to meet up with his Porn-In-Law, to discuss her gynecological interrogation of Anny. After she arrives with husband in tote (ha) Robert says that the birth control question was out of line. PIL says she doesn’t feel bad asking about it.
“Someone has to make sure Bryson is taken care of. We have a complete stranger that moves in from a whole different country. Not sure how this impacts my every-other-weekend visit arrangement, but how do I look on camera right now?”
Husband PIL points out how this relationship benefits Robert, and the way he talks about the relationships is like “a mail order bride so you can have someone to take care of Bryson.” That distant boom is the sound of a truth cannon being fired. Robert doesn’t hear a thing, but before he can pew-pew his capgun of bullshit, PIL pulls all the pins in her vest of grenades with a request to be invited to the wedding. Robert says she’s going to need to talk it out with Anny first and make amends, because you’ve got to work for that free advertising, honey.
“Did someone say honey? I have a number of new flavors available and on display at my home location, and online!” Anna declares. “You can even sniff my candles.”
Over in Richpersonland, Juliana and Midlife Michael are going out for a spin in one of Michael’s rap video props, and son Max gives him shit because he’s the hero we need. He asks if they can play video games, go to the bathroom, and breathe while Michael is gone, and if this is code for rooting through Juliana’s stuff and trying on her clothes, I’m ready for the pictures, Max.
“She knows how to drive,” Michael reflects. “And knows how to drive stick, which is an amazing quality in a woman.”
“For fuck’s sake, dad,” CeCe interjects.
They go furniture shopping at Lillian August, which has agreed to mark up their couches 50% in advance of this staged scene. As they wander the store, Juliana spots something under glass on a coffee table.
“Do you know what a sea sponge is?” Michael asks, reminding everyone what he truly values about this relationship.
“I watch Bob Sponge,” Juliana replies, reminding us she’s down for playing this part.
A sales person reads the line on the card 90DF producers are holding up: “Do either of you have expensive tastes?”
Michael: Well, my thrifty and budget-conscious sports car is just outside.
Juliana: My shame-car is parked in Brazil, where my sister uses it as a cab.
Salesperson: Well, here’s a $14,000 couch that looks like a fountain pen exploded on the cushions.
Juliana: I love how it looks like an ink blot farted.
Salesperson: Now the question you’ll want to ask is if you’re still going to love this in five years.
Michael: Just like I wonder if she’s still going to love me in five years.
Salesperson: Thank you for dragging me into your unsettling low self-esteem.
Miguel: Furniture seller? Can you let me out of this gym?
Salesperson: Can you let me in?
Michael and Juliana reveal that they haven’t really talked about shared finances, but they both agree that Michael will hold her every purchase over her head indefinitely while insisting that the matter is done. Juliana says she bought that car because she wasn’t sure whether or not she’d ever come to America, and was pulling as much money out of Michael as possible before he ditched her for someone who could snag a k-1. Michael sees this as a sign she didn’t think their relationship would make it. No one mentions how much this effing car cost, exactly, or gets specific about how much of a financial bonus that is for an utterly impoverish Brazilian family.
Later on they’re getting ready to check out dad’s lavish new digs, and Max admits all the changes are coming at them really fast, and he’s sort of bummed to not be able to ride shotgun anymore. Juliana says that her house in Brazil is made out of cement, and that a single room in the house is as large as her old home and my current apartment. She also explains that she’s careful about what she shares with her family back home, because she doesn’t want to go all Charlie and the Chocolate Factory around them when they’re still boiling laundry for a living. He opens up the house, and I can’t be the only one immediately imagining plants in front of every available window.
CeCe is hypnotized by the walk in closet. “It’s a wormhole!” She declares.
“Are we talking about space?” Mike interjects. “Hey, do you kids know who sunk L. Ron’s ship in the midst of the Great Occult War?”
In Mother Russia the 90DF camera crew takes mercy on us, and continues their campaign to showcase kittens from around the world. The other little guy on camera is David, and we get to watch him get gingerbread manned into a big poofy jacket, before wheeling around the refrigerator of Moscow in a stroller. As the months tick by the K-1 is approved, but Sasha didn’t apply for Little David’s passport, so they have another something to wait for. Emily explains that Sasha is “at work” from 5:30AM to 11pm, which is totally different from he way he was at work with his other two wives, those thoughtless harpies trying to keep him from being a great father.
Later on Dav is sitting in a bouncy chair having a nice stare with the perfect stranger he calls dad, when Emily interrupts to ask if father-of-the-year could put down the fucking iPad and engage with his child.
“No,” Sasha says.
“Yes!” Mursel is in for the high-five.
Emily wants to go for a walk, and so Sasha drags his carcass outside to scuff his shoes and say okay I’ll be a dad, I guess. She tells him that she expect him to actively help with the child.
“Do I have a choice?”
“Well, legally speaking, not really, you fucking goon,” she doesn’t say. Instead, she tells the producers, “He should be happy to spend time with our baby. I mean, he abandoned the other two. He has the time.”
“My ex-wives also expected me to parent, which is total bullshit,” Sasha explains. “So I should find a fourth woman to impregnate and abandon before responsibility catches up with me.”
Over in Thoughtless, California, Blake is taking a break from his mother’s basement to play with a toy Jasmine brought him from Finland. Jasmine is dealing with jet lag and expresses a desire to have a mellow day. Blake responds to this concise articulation of need by inviting a gaggle of friends to drink around the pool of their hotel, proudly carrying on the 90DF tradition of totally ignoring what your partner says in favor of what you want.
“Can we eat something?” She asks, as they awkwardly occupy a pool-side table.
“You’re always hungry. My mom did not say I had to feed you three times a day AND take you for a walk.”
“I am an actual person,” Jasmine asserts, realizing he hasn’t noticed this.
Friend Rita bombs her with questions right out of the gate, and thinks if she tells the cameras she doesn’t want to do what she just did, she’s 20% less douchebag. We learn that Jasmine is from Helsinki, before the waitress appears and Blake declares his intention to kick things off with booze. Jasmine protests, because she doesn’t drink, but Blake is not about to let the woman who has been there for less than 24 hours cramp his style. Jasmine thinks he should know that she doesn’t want to meet ten of his closest friends all at once, but that would involve awareness of other people, and that’s an activity Blake leaves to his mom.
Blake explains to his friends that she’s more of a tea drinker, which turns his whole friend circle into Cobra Kai.
“That’s cause you’re always COLD,” Rita barks. “Wait till you experience the heat of LA.”
“Yeah!” Says some other rando. “Your karate is shit. Your sensei is shit!”
“No mercy! Sweep the leg!”
This is so boring that Jasmine is about to race away on a bike and throw it in the trash, before seeking the comforts of sculpting tiny trees with an elderly man. Her dreams for the day did not include monitoring the behavior of her progressively more-drunk boyfriend. So she says that she wants to go lie down for awhile, to think about how she’s got ten people around her, and none of them is the sister who immediately bounced to New York. Meanwhile, the friends are asking Blake the hard questions.
“How is she going to adjust to your demanding life of day-drinking and talking about your mix tape on TikTok?”
“I don’t know. It’s like, what did you guys come out for?” Blake wonders. “I really wanted her to do the thing she openly stated she didn’t want to do, and then become excited about the thing I wanted to do when she was exhausted.”
Later on Blake takes her out to dinner, hoping she’ll participate in the number 1 introvert activity: apologizing for being yourself. Jasmine shuts this down by saying she doesn’t like to eat and talk at the same time, if the eating and the talking is with Blake.
Blake: Fine I’ll just not talk.
Jasmine: Okay.
Blake: I’ll just look around in silence.
Jasmine: Okay.
Blake: I bet you talk first.
Jasmine: …
Blake: This doesn’t count, this talking. Did you say my name?
This is the introvert flying crane to the extrovert dome, and as Blake reels over his loss of a trophy and regional shame, the world knows that Recluse Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.
Over in the sixth circle of Syngin’s hell, Tania is holding her hostage in place by the neck, while demonstrating one-handed driving without a seatbelt, and wearing active wear for sedentary activity. They’re going to meet Tania’s family, who have a lot of explaining to do. Syngin describes them as a “strong female group” so he doesn’t have to suss out the plural of praying mantis.
Tania: Did you just say female? What, were you in the fucking army or something? I am a goddess of earth, a strong, empowered self-identified woman.
Syngin: Mantuses? Manti?
Syngin is also intimidated by the prospect of being the only white guy, but since I saw a white lady hovering around in the background, he’s not the only cracker in the bed, so he can chill the fuck out.
Grandmother Tania does not fuck around, and she’s got the menacing matriarch vibe that I thoroughly appreciate, because those bitches always clean up on scratch lottery. She also speaks kinda like Pauline Walnuts, which is what I’ve always wanted in a grandparent.
Grandma Tania: He is family now. So we will welcome him. But if he betrays one of the heads of the five families, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Syngin is forced to hold a baby under supervision, and manages to resist spiking it like a football or holding it three feet from his body like an 80s sitcom dad. Tania says this melted her heart, and by that she means lubricated her most persistent demand.
“I’m 29 and literally have a clock inside of me,” She insists. “At 30 half my eggs disappear.”
“Did you read that in a book?” Syngin asks. Did you see any books in that shed, Syngin?
Like anyone serious about marriage, Tania announces she’s going to be absent for 30 days of this 90 day experiment. She declares that she wants to study herbalism with native people to become the “community witch doctor.” Translation: she’s going to Costa Rica to trip balls on ayahuasca with other Trustafarians, before returning to regional festivals where she’ll blather on about harmonic frequency and synchronicity.
“I had to put it off before, because I was busy doing volunteer work. What, am I supposed to let someone else scream incoherent slogans into a megaphone? Then I was briefly inconvenienced by employment, and I can’t possibly wait another sixty days to add another expensive confusing line item to the resume I’ll never use.”
“You just want me to build this shed by myself, right?” Syngin is on to something.
Before we go any further, we must harken back to the days of yore, when Tania’s ladies in waiting were fucking up the airport, while expressing to the cameras how “serious and focused” Tania is in real life, unlike the silly South African with his mush-mash of goals like becoming a firefighter and bar tending. This doesn’t display nearly the focus of moving into your mom’s house, kicking off a k-1, and fleeing the country to trip balls in the jungle, before returning to a strenuous life of making a child with no source of income.
“WHAT?” Grandma cries, speaking for all of us.
“He wants me to go,” Tania insists.
“At first I didn’t,” Syngin corrects. “At first.”
Next week, ICE decides that Syngin can stay but Tania has to go, and Angela returns to repeatedly threaten to break up with Michael from the comforts of her Cotton Patch setting. Sarah asks whether Juliana and Michael will have a prenup, and Sasha freaks out about leaving Russia and the parents who take care of his children. Blake’s parents insist Jasmine and Blake can’t have a 90 day slumber party, and Anna’s kids assert they don’t want her to marry Mursel, while Mursel holds his phone in his hand in confusion.
THANK YOU PATREON SUPPORTERS! If you’d like to surrender your shed construction dollars to my shed, follow the links in my bio.
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[M4F] Unexpected pregnancy and other story based rp ideas. Longterm partners needed. Free all night.

I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
I am looking for a rp partner. I'm open to many different styles whether it be fantasy, or realistic. I have a few ideas in mind but would love to discuss potential ideas. As always come with some ideas and we can get something going.
Rich girl and a country boy: You're dad has always had this idea of you marrying the son of a fellow ceo and merging the companies. That's starting to come true until while on a trip for your bachelorette party you meet a small town boy and he shows you the joy of living a simple life.
Singer: You're a well known musician and one day while in the studio you come across a video of me singing one of my country songs. You can't help but message asking if I'd like to professionally record it.
Military: For a college assignment you're required to connect with a penpal. You get paired with me and through various letters you learn I'm overseas in the military. We talk for weeks until soon i stop writing back. That's until I'm home and decide to surprise you.
Sons of anarchy: The basic idea is your connected to law enforcement somehow and I'm the president of the local motorcycle club.
Dragon rider: Your father is the chief of the local village and while out on a fishing trip with him your thrown overboard. You awake on the beach in an undiscovered land inhabited by dragons.
College football: I play football for the university of Georgia. You are a reporter for a major sports network and are sent to interview some of the players but when you interview me there's a different connection.
Meeting the family: We've been dating for about 6 months and you've never met my family. We come from different backgrounds as you're more of the upper middle class the grew up in the city and i was lower middle class that grew up in the country. We were sometimes polar opposites but somehow we were happy together. I get an invitation to my sister's wedding and we decide to take a trip to my hometown for the wedding and to introduce you to the crazyness that's my family.
Youtuber: You're a pretty big Youtubestreamer with over 9 million subscribers between the two platforms. I'm a rather small Youtuber with only about 600k subscribers on YouTube. People are constantly linking you my videos to react to on stream due to the humor being a little on the darker side. To everyone's surprise you really enjoy my content and it goes from there.
Your suggestion or ideas: If you have any changes to a particular scenario please share I'm open to suggestions. If you have a totally different idea or ideas please share aswell I'd love to hear.
Social media: We're both big on social media from different aspects. One of us invites the other onto their podcast and we talk eventually getting to know each other and become friends and maybe more.
Out of place: I grew up in a small town in texas. We grew up middle class and worked for everything. My senior year of high school my uncle passed away leaving us his immense fortune. My family decided to move to his house in Malibu.
Youtuber house: You're the owner and CEO of an esports team. You've had a team house for a abour a year and are ready to expand. You decide to have a content house you do your research and invite me to join and be the first streamecontent creator to live in the house with you. Eventually you'll invite others to join.
Where you come from: We grew up in the same small town in Georgia and were best friends. You moved to California when your dad got an amazing job and you've been living the wealthy life ever since. One day when you come home from shopping with your other rich friends your mom and dad tell you're all going back to Georgia for an extended visit and you couldn't be more upset.
The new guy: I wasn't the most popular guy at my old school and everyone picked on me. I embarrassed myself one day to the point of needing to get out. After meeting a guy that went through the same situation i reinvented myself as a cool jock type and transferred to your school.
Criminal enterprise: Your mom and my mom were bestfriends. She helped pay for you mom's medicine when she was sick. When your mom finally passed you came to live with us. When you get here you realize we're one of the country's most successful crime families.
Single parent: This is one is pretty straight forward. We can discuss different options in PM.
Unexpected pregnancy: We met at a party and got drunk and hooked up. We didn't talk afterwards until you called me telling me your pregnant.
Small town living: you were always a good respectable person. You always saw the good in people but sometimes that wasn't necessarily a good thing. You dated a guy that seemed fine to everyone except behind closed doors he was extremely abusive. When you came home one day with a broken nose and a black eye your parents knew they needed to do something. They decided to send you to live with your aunt to hopefully hide you from him. You were relieved to be away from hom finally. When you get to your aunt's farm you see me working out in the fields.
Superpower: Ever since i was 5 i knew i was different but no one ever told me why. I came from a long line of shapeshifters unfortunately that's usually what got them killed. Both my dad and uncle were shifters but they mysteriously died when i was 5. My mother started to see the signs of me becoming one the animal print started to show on my body and she knew she couldn't go through with it. When i was 6 she turned me over to foster care and disappeared. Now I'm 22 and using my gift for more personal gain. Rather it be changing into a horse betting on myself at the local track or a championship caliber race dog. You've been passed a file on me to try and bring me in to try and stop a criminal mastermind from trying the world into chaos.
Zombie apocalypse: I'm open to a lot of different scenarios. Rather it's the walking dead where the zombies move kind of slow. Or world war Z where they sprint and climb over each other. I'm also open to many different pairings.
Reconnect: I've been bestfriends with your older brother since we were in kindergarten. We're both sophomores in college and play football for the school. You and me always had a connection but never acted on it. Now it's your brother's wedding and we meet up when you see my smoking out by my truck.
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[M4F] Sons of anarchy/ biker club rp and other story based rp ideas. Longterm partners needed.

I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
I am looking for a rp partner. I'm open to many different styles whether it be fantasy, or realistic. I have a few ideas in mind but would love to discuss potential ideas. As always come with some ideas and we can get something going.
Rich girl and a country boy: You're dad has always had this idea of you marrying the son of a fellow ceo and merging the companies. That's starting to come true until while on a trip for your bachelorette party you meet a small town boy and he shows you the joy of living a simple life.
Singer: You're a well known musician and one day while in the studio you come across a video of me singing one of my country songs. You can't help but message asking if I'd like to professionally record it.
Military: For a college assignment you're required to connect with a penpal. You get paired with me and through various letters you learn I'm overseas in the military. We talk for weeks until soon i stop writing back. That's until I'm home and decide to surprise you.
Sons of anarchy: The basic idea is your connected to law enforcement somehow and I'm the president of the local motorcycle club.
Dragon rider: Your father is the chief of the local village and while out on a fishing trip with him your thrown overboard. You awake on the beach in an undiscovered land inhabited by dragons.
College football: I play football for the university of Georgia. You are a reporter for a major sports network and are sent to interview some of the players but when you interview me there's a different connection.
Meeting the family: We've been dating for about 6 months and you've never met my family. We come from different backgrounds as you're more of the upper middle class the grew up in the city and i was lower middle class that grew up in the country. We were sometimes polar opposites but somehow we were happy together. I get an invitation to my sister's wedding and we decide to take a trip to my hometown for the wedding and to introduce you to the crazyness that's my family.
Youtuber: You're a pretty big Youtubestreamer with over 9 million subscribers between the two platforms. I'm a rather small Youtuber with only about 600k subscribers on YouTube. People are constantly linking you my videos to react to on stream due to the humor being a little on the darker side. To everyone's surprise you really enjoy my content and it goes from there.
Your suggestion or ideas: If you have any changes to a particular scenario please share I'm open to suggestions. If you have a totally different idea or ideas please share aswell I'd love to hear.
Social media: We're both big on social media from different aspects. One of us invites the other onto their podcast and we talk eventually getting to know each other and become friends and maybe more.
Out of place: I grew up in a small town in texas. We grew up middle class and worked for everything. My senior year of high school my uncle passed away leaving us his immense fortune. My family decided to move to his house in Malibu.
Youtuber house: You're the owner and CEO of an esports team. You've had a team house for a abour a year and are ready to expand. You decide to have a content house you do your research and invite me to join and be the first streamecontent creator to live in the house with you. Eventually you'll invite others to join.
Where you come from: We grew up in the same small town in Georgia and were best friends. You moved to California when your dad got an amazing job and you've been living the wealthy life ever since. One day when you come home from shopping with your other rich friends your mom and dad tell you're all going back to Georgia for an extended visit and you couldn't be more upset.
The new guy: I wasn't the most popular guy at my old school and everyone picked on me. I embarrassed myself one day to the point of needing to get out. After meeting a guy that went through the same situation i reinvented myself as a cool jock type and transferred to your school.
Criminal enterprise: Your mom and my mom were bestfriends. She helped pay for you mom's medicine when she was sick. When your mom finally passed you came to live with us. When you get here you realize we're one of the country's most successful crime families.
Single parent: This is one is pretty straight forward. We can discuss different options in PM.
Unexpected pregnancy: We met at a party and got drunk and hooked up. We didn't talk afterwards until you called me telling me your pregnant.
Small town living: you were always a good respectable person. You always saw the good in people but sometimes that wasn't necessarily a good thing. You dated a guy that seemed fine to everyone except behind closed doors he was extremely abusive. When you came home one day with a broken nose and a black eye your parents knew they needed to do something. They decided to send you to live with your aunt to hopefully hide you from him. You were relieved to be away from hom finally. When you get to your aunt's farm you see me working out in the fields.
Superpower: Ever since i was 5 i knew i was different but no one ever told me why. I came from a long line of shapeshifters unfortunately that's usually what got them killed. Both my dad and uncle were shifters but they mysteriously died when i was 5. My mother started to see the signs of me becoming one the animal print started to show on my body and she knew she couldn't go through with it. When i was 6 she turned me over to foster care and disappeared. Now I'm 22 and using my gift for more personal gain. Rather it be changing into a horse betting on myself at the local track or a championship caliber race dog. You've been passed a file on me to try and bring me in to try and stop a criminal mastermind from trying the world into chaos.
Zombie apocalypse: I'm open to a lot of different scenarios. Rather it's the walking dead where the zombies move kind of slow. Or world war Z where they sprint and climb over each other. I'm also open to many different pairings.
Reconnect: I've been bestfriends with your older brother since we were in kindergarten. We're both sophomores in college and play football for the school. You and me always had a connection but never acted on it. Now it's your brother's wedding and we meet up when you see my smoking out by my truck.
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[M4F] Zombie apocalypse and other story based rp ideas. Longterm partners needed.

I am 18+ and all participants and characters must be 18+
I am looking for a rp partner. I'm open to many different styles whether it be fantasy, or realistic. I have a few ideas in mind but would love to discuss potential ideas. As always come with some ideas and we can get something going.
Werewolf: I have a basic idea but would love to discuss different ideas.
Rich girl and a country boy: You're dad has always had this idea of you marrying the son of a fellow ceo and merging the companies. That's starting to come true until while on a trip for your bachelorette party you meet a small town boy and he shows you the joy of living a simple life.
Singer: You're a well known musician and one day while in the studio you come across a video of me singing one of my country songs. You can't help but message asking if I'd like to professionally record it.
Military: For a college assignment you're required to connect with a penpal. You get paired with me and through various letters you learn I'm overseas in the military. We talk for weeks until soon i stop writing back. That's until I'm home and decide to surprise you.
Sons of anarchy: The basic idea is your connected to law enforcement somehow and I'm the president of the local motorcycle club.
Dragon rider: Your father is the chief of the local village and while out on a fishing trip with him your thrown overboard. You awake on the beach in an undiscovered land inhabited by dragons.
College football: I play football for the university of Georgia. You are a reporter for a major sports network and are sent to interview some of the players but when you interview me there's a different connection.
Meeting the family: We've been dating for about 6 months and you've never met my family. We come from different backgrounds as you're more of the upper middle class the grew up in the city and i was lower middle class that grew up in the country. We were sometimes polar opposites but somehow we were happy together. I get an invitation to my sister's wedding and we decide to take a trip to my hometown for the wedding and to introduce you to the crazyness that's my family.
Youtuber: You're a pretty big Youtubestreamer with over 9 million subscribers between the two platforms. I'm a rather small Youtuber with only about 600k subscribers on YouTube. People are constantly linking you my videos to react to on stream due to the humor being a little on the darker side. To everyone's surprise you really enjoy my content and it goes from there.
Your suggestion or ideas: If you have any changes to a particular scenario please share I'm open to suggestions. If you have a totally different idea or ideas please share aswell I'd love to hear.
Social media: We're both big on social media from different aspects. One of us invites the other onto their podcast and we talk eventually getting to know each other and become friends and maybe more.
Out of place: I grew up in a small town in texas. We grew up middle class and worked for everything. My senior year of high school my uncle passed away leaving us his immense fortune. My family decided to move to his house in Malibu.
Youtuber house: You're the owner and CEO of an esports team. You've had a team house for a abour a year and are ready to expand. You decide to have a content house you do your research and invite me to join and be the first streamecontent creator to live in the house with you. Eventually you'll invite others to join.
Where you come from: We grew up in the same small town in Georgia and were best friends. You moved to California when your dad got an amazing job and you've been living the wealthy life ever since. One day when you come home from shopping with your other rich friends your mom and dad tell you're all going back to Georgia for an extended visit and you couldn't be more upset.
The new guy: I wasn't the most popular guy at my old school and everyone picked on me. I embarrassed myself one day to the point of needing to get out. After meeting a guy that went through the same situation i reinvented myself as a cool jock type and transferred to your school.
Criminal enterprise: Your mom and my mom were bestfriends. She helped pay for you mom's medicine when she was sick. When your mom finally passed you came to live with us. When you get here you realize we're one of the country's most successful crime families.
Single parent: This is one is pretty straight forward. We can discuss different options in PM.
Unexpected pregnancy: We met at a party and got drunk and hooked up. We didn't talk afterwards until you called me telling me your pregnant.
Small town living: you were always a good respectable person. You always saw the good in people but sometimes that wasn't necessarily a good thing. You dated a guy that seemed fine to everyone except behind closed doors he was extremely abusive. When you came home one day with a broken nose and a black eye your parents knew they needed to do something. They decided to send you to live with your aunt to hopefully hide you from him. You were relieved to be away from hom finally. When you get to your aunt's farm you see me working out in the fields.
Superpower: Ever since i was 5 i knew i was different but no one ever told me why. I came from a long line of shapeshifters unfortunately that's usually what got them killed. Both my dad and uncle were shifters but they mysteriously died when i was 5. My mother started to see the signs of me becoming one the animal print started to show on my body and she knew she couldn't go through with it. When i was 6 she turned me over to foster care and disappeared. Now I'm 22 and using my gift for more personal gain. Rather it be changing into a horse betting on myself at the local track or a championship caliber race dog. You've been passed a file on me to try and bring me in to try and stop a criminal mastermind from trying the world into chaos.
Zombie apocalypse: I'm open to a lot of different scenarios. Rather it's the walking dead where the zombies move kind of slow. Or world war Z where they sprint and climb over each other. I'm also open to many different pairings.
Reconnect: I've been bestfriends with your older brother since we were in kindergarten. We're both sophomores in college and play football for the school. You and me always had a connection but never acted on it. Now it's your brother's wedding and we meet up when you see my smoking out by my truck.
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California Sports Betting Proposal Is Bovada Legal in California? Is it safe & legit? Could sports gambling come to California? Is it legal to gamble on sports in California? Sports Betting California ⚾⚽ Free Sports Pick

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California Sports Betting Proposal

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